The
uses of a Shellsuit are infinite; whether it's performing record breaking
Lunges, casually relaxing in fabric clad heaven or simply pondering
the existence of the "Golden Shellsuit", the Shellsuit caters for
all needs.
Remember
- Shellsuits are suitable for every occasion, anytime and anywhere
(even weddings).
Owning
a shellsuit is like owning a pet or having a friend - they need looking
after and kindness but with this you will be rewarded yourself. Do
one thing each day with your Shellsuit - Go for a trot in it, read
the Sunday Papers with it on or treat it to a Chinese take-away. Soon
the Shellsuit and you will become inseparable. Although the clashing
colours and shiny fabric will at first be daunting, you have to face
your fears. As soon as you don the suit in its entirety you will feel
what you have been missing and there will be no turning back. This
is how the Revolution starts, like a plague spreading, a plague of
colours and fabric so vicious it hurts.
The
adorning of a Shellsuit will give all wearers special powers. Whatever
task you perform you won't be able to help but do it in more style
and speed than you would normally, soon daily tasks will be done in
such quickness you will have hours of extra time to have some real
quality time with your Shellsuit.
So
go on, treat yourself and go and rescue a Shellsuit in need, tucked
away in some dusty box, charity shop or unwanted cupboard. The world
can only be a better place.
